do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

"You did have a gratuitous shaving scene back in the pilot." (x)

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  • me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
  • mom: finish the one you have sweetie
  • me: it's empty
  • mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*


The gods wanted me to have it.  Not the Seven, nor Him of Many Faces, but her father’s gods, the old gods of the north.  The Many-Faced God can have the rest, she thought, but he can’t have this.

She padded up the steps as naked as her name day, clutching Needle.  Halfway up, one of the stones rocked beneath her feet.  Arya knelt and dug around its edges with her fingers.  It would not move at first, but she persisted, picking at the crumbling mortar with her nails.  Finally, the stone shifted.   She grunted and got both hands in and pulled.  A crack opened before her.

“You’ll be safe here,” she told Needle.  “No one will know where you are but me.”  She pushed the sword and sheath behind the step, then shoved the stone back into place, so it looked like all the other stones.  As she climbed back to the temple, she counted steps, so she would know where to find the sword again.  One day she might have need of it.  “One day,” she whispered to herself.

The old woman is not boring, though, I’ll grant her that. A fearsome old harridan, and not near as frail as she pretends.


finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life


when your mom draws the curtains on a weekend morning


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this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

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